February 2012
society: hey if you ever want to talk i'll always be here for you.
depressed teenager: okay, thank you.
depressed teenager: hey, im having strange feelings, i need help.
society: what an attention seeking whore. like if you want attention, just say it. suicide isn't funny.
depressed teenager: *attempts suicide*
society: we said we'd help. I feel terrible.
society: hey if you ever want to talk i'll always be here for you.
depressed teenager: okay, thank you.
depressed teenager: hey, im having strange feelings, i need help.
society: what an attention seeking whore. like if you want attention, just say it. suicide isn't funny.
depressed teenager: *attempts suicide*
society: we said we'd help. I feel terrible.
Me: Tumblr should fix ghost notes
Me: Tumblr why are you not working
Me: Tumblr why are my messages disappearing
Me: Tumblr Just let me use Missing E
Me: Tumblr why can't I unfollow someone who's deleted
Tumblr: Hey everyone have some new icons
2 tags
Me:
My Stomach:
The People Around Me:
is that your stomach?
Me:
….no….
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users: hey tumblr can you fix the tags?
tumblr: what? you want us to limit the asks?
users: no, the tags.
tumblr: fanmail?
users: tags
tumblr: footnotes?
users: fix the tags
tumblr: all, right we changed the dash. hope that helps.
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Im afraid to work on anything right now....
Because my computer has a new favorite passtime. Wait until I have a project open and a good chunk of new things done to it and then the application Im using quits unexpectedly. And THEN….. The application refuses to reopen.
So far My Photoshop and Microsoft Word have gone on strike against me and refuse to reopen.
Yahoo Messenger just joined them.
My computer is trying to end me.
...
So I saw this in a job advert today
utopiangem:
So this online education company is after the following from an artist:
- 5 themes/scenes of children’s illustration in A4 size (PSD or .AI files) - Each theme/scene should consist of at least 10 interchangeable characters in separate files (PSD or .AI files) - Size of the characters: 60 cm x 60 cm - The themes are: 1. Fairies/Fantasy, 2. Animal/Jungle, 3. Sports, 4. Galaxy, 5....
Woman: Can I have birth control?
Government: No.
Woman: I got pregnant because I didn't have birth control and I don't want the fetus. Can I have an abortion?
Government: No.
Woman: I gave birth to my child but since I wasn't expecting it, I can't afford daycare. Can I have help paying for it?
Government: No.
AND IT CONTINUES.......
Child: I grew up in a poor family, can I get a quality education?
Government: No.
And Continues.....
Child: I was too poor to get an education and now barely scrape by with a minimum wage job, can I get help affording a home and all its utilities?
Government: No.
utopiangem:
phobs-heh:
Hugh Laurie &...
